Two factory workers were talking.

“I think I’ll take some time off from work” said the man

“How do you think you’ll do that?” said the woman

He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling and asked him what on earth he was doing!

  “I’m a light bulb” answered the guy

  “I think you need some time off” said the boss

  So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory.  The woman began walking out too.

  The boss asked her where did she think she was going?

  The woman answered “ well home of course. I can’t work in the dark!!

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.

They weren't able to name that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids, or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping their hands.......

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a
television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping 
with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."

A blind man wanders into an all girls  biker  bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a  bar stool  and orders some coffee.
After  sitting   there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you
wanna hear a  blonde joke?"

The bar  immediately falls  absolutely silent. In a very  deep, husky
voice, the woman next  to him says,

"Before  you tell that joke,   sir, I think it is only fair -- given  that
you are blind -- that you  should  know five things:

1. The bartender  is a blonde girl with a  baseball bat.

2. The  bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall,  175 lb. Blonde woman  with a black belt in  karate.

4. The woman  sitting next to me is  blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady  to your right is blonde and a  professional  wrestler.

Now, think about it  seriously,  Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The  blind man thinks for a second, shakes his  head, and  mutters,

"No... Not if I'm gonna  have to  explain it five times.